Uhm-- to be succinct, how do you, uh keep a vampire out of your nonsmoking hotel room? If there are no remedies for this, how do you train him not to take anything from the minibar?

A hypothetical situation: say you bought an airline right out from under a competitors nose, what animal would you put on it? I'm thinking the animals of Australia.

... Who is Buffy and why do I need to talk to her? Please tell me it has to do with the red ribbon wrapped around my finger.

I have no idea why I'm writing this here, chances are if someone finds this, I'm probably going to get--

But, that's not the point.

Have you ever felt like you're trying to wrack your brain to remember some sort of half-remembered dream? The feeling that weighs down on you, as if you're supposed to remember something important. It's like, I'm ( Read more... )

[Robert is lying on a psychiatrist's chair, looking completely and utterly bored. He's between his blackberry, then glancing at the psychiatrist, then back to his blackberry. Outside, it's clear that there are photographers, paparazzi and reporters trying to get in to see him.]

Am I going to be here long? I actually have things to do.

Mr. Fischer, ( Read more... )

I can't believe I'm asking this. However, I need someone to bring me to these coordinates:[here are Jim Kirk's spatial coordinates and the like]

If I end up being murdered in an alley; tell Spike that I'm still never ever watching True Blood with him.

Question. What would you do to pass the time whist paparazzi park themselves outside your hotel waiting for signs of a breakdown or shareholders who would rather give you the same treatment that Italy gave Mussolini? Also, I'm running out of disorders to tell random "nonsponsored" psychiatrists who just so happen to have my private number. This is ( Read more... )

( tl;dr )

next year is going to be horrible. i think they started to count down the ways i'm going to fail as CEO of the morrow in 2011 already.

to 2011, may you give me at least six months before i lose all our shareholders

[ the video opens to robert fischer's bedroom, spike is sitting at the end of the bed holding a short glass filled with expensive scotch though he doesn't appear to be drinking it. robert is wrapped in a camouflage snuggie, his eyes ringed red and spike's free hand is on the man's shoulderIt's not that ugly, mate. In fact... think you almost pull ( Read more... )